Ode to the Burger



Hamburger Hamburger
Why treat me this way?
All I want to do
is eat you every day


Hamburger Hamburger
Why treat me so mean?
I want you cheese bright orange
And your crunchy lettuce green


Hamburger Hamburger
Why taunt me so?
Father Ketchup, Mother mustard
And meat patty, what a ho!


Hamburger Hamburger
Must you be so tasty?
When I eat you I'm so happy
My whole face gets all pasty


Hamburger Hamburger
See how you make me hurt?
It's true you have no feelings
You're a naughty, naughty flirt


Hamburger Hamburger
won't you be my bride?
I'll keep you safe and warm
In my stomach down inside.



Hamburger.



This one is entitled Babies which she wrote for me when she found out I was pregnant with Johnny. It's my personal favorite.



Babies, Babies sent from Heaven
Ladies, Ladies the bread is leaven
Babies are soft like bread
Babies.